Thursday, November 19, 2009

today i learnt that in a few years the world will end and me and everyone i love will die because we don’t have a billion euros each. so we should all move to africa if we want to be saved.

i also learnt that the end of the world will involve many comfortingly fake special effects and lots of dramatic music in strange places.

and that someone whos had “a couple” of flying lessons can fly a freaking huge train-carrier plane sideways thru falling buildings. duh.

(in other words, i just saw 2012 and am suitably pessimistic about the fate of the earth)

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